Spain by the Numbers

In lieu of a normal/week-update post, I'm doing this: (p.s. This weekend I went to Granada. Precious, very fun, good weather. That's about all the detail one could need).
Quick story about this week, though: Mari's tea bag's string caught on fire (don't ask how) and it was really subtle so we didn't notice. My only clue was a little burning smell. When I finally locate the source of the smell, tried telling her, I said, "You're teabag is in Hell," not, "on fire." The whole thing burned up before I could get the message right.

I'm totally copying a friend, but I had to do this, too! ;)
11: Scarves bought (not all are for me)
11: Fat people seen
5: Vans seen
98: Percent of days it's rained
25: Average number of minutes it takes me to do my homework
30: Pounds I imagine I've put on
6.7: Average number of miles walked (just to school) Mon.-Thurs.
5: Magazines bought
1.2: Cost of good gelato in Euros
4: Classes I'm taking
1: Hot professors I have
3: Funny, nice, and ingenious profs. I have
6: Nice boys met
4852: Hot boys met
8375: Times I've heard someone mention the fact David Bisbol's wife had a kid.
6: Bracelets I've bought
35: Minutes I had to search online until I found a site that has the licensing necessary to play Sex and the City in Spain. (yet to be found: The Office...)
75: Average age of person in congregation at mass. (It's considered very strange that I go to mass at my age).
100: Percent of time a Northface/polar fleece is worn by an American
30: Percent of "Politics and Economy of Spain" classes that have been let out early so our Prof. can catch a Sevilla game.
100: Percent of hot Spanish policemen
80: Percent of time going to the bathroom outside of Seville means there will be no toilet paper.
2: Times I've been asked for directions
0: Times I've been able to help with the above situation
1: Homeless men I've seen eating salmon out of a bag...
40: (Roughly) Minutes it takes me to walk to school. 20 If I run.
3: (Supposedly) Number of miles from my apartment to CC-CS and back.
9999: Grams of carbs consumed by me/average Spaniard per day (estimate)
34534: Times I've thought, "I wish _______ (Mom/Dad/Natalie/Kim/Alexis....) was here to see this!"
1: Number of times I have been unsuccessful in avoiding horse poop in the Plaza
1: Time I go to bed
8: Time I wake up
45: Minutes I siesta for
6: Yorkies seen
3: Dressed up Yorkies seen
2: Pairs of Uggs seen
2: Number of times I've been told I speak Spanish with an Italian accent
14: Euros paid for hair dryer. (One that doesn't blow out my piso's power!)
9:30: Time I finish class on Monday and Wednesday (pm)
1: Labradors seen
1: Crazy, weird profs. I have
0: Times my rent-a-phone has made any kind of noise. It's broken.
52: Apprx. number of Spaniards with good teeth
23: Apprx. number of times per day I think, "Oh, my gosh! That's the Spanish version of _______ (Mr. Donati, Monolopy Man, Hermione, Mrs. Gries, etc... etc...)."
1: Circus
5: Spanish women I've seen running. Ever. Seriously.
2: Women jogging w/o a bra... No words. :(
3: Asians seen that were not a part of a huge tour group
3: Power blow-outs in my apt.
2: Power blow-outs in my apartment caused by me
8: Days I was sick after Morocco
1: Times/week I get called, "Obama," or, "Susan," if a Spaniard wants my attention and doesn't know my name. "Obama," I understand. I'm clearly American. "Susan?" That's just lazy. It is NOT the only name we can get... But it's always what they assume...
11:1 The girl to boy ratio of my school
3: Approx. number of normal boys at my school